"It's good to see you guys haven't squandered your vacation watching cartoons on-line of cute animals being horribly mutilated. That would just be sick!"
Actually, that is the definition of my summer :D
So yes, it's sick. ^^
JUST READ BELLOW, DANGIT.
Flippy the pizza bear
The music playing was so epic! And I loved this show!!!
Saturday, August 28, 2010
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
Repost for Pinkstar and Vanilla
PFFFFFT PROMISE BREAKERS! D:<
Follow up on your part of the deal, you two. Hope you like it as much as I do :D
Monday, August 23, 2010
Danger lurks in every corner ch 9
Chapter 9:
It was a Wednesday after noon. Local citizens hung out at the public pool all day. Cuddles had to drag Flaky all the way to the fence. "I'm not going any further!" She exclaimed, grabbing onto the metal bars. "Come on, Flaky! Usually you get to the top of the water slide before quitting. Is there something wrong?" He asked. She opened her mouth to answer, but nothing came out. "Have a nice swim, and that will take your mind off of whatever is bothering you." Cuddles pried her hands off the fence and pushed her towards the pool. Flaky was even more cautious than usual. Maybe the incident with Flippy shook her up a bit... "Alright, are you ready?" He told her. She, of course, shook her head furiously. "Please, Cuddles! I don't want to go in! I'm afraid..." She whimpered. "Oh, that's just the fear getting to you. Jump!" He shouted, grabbing onto Flaky's paw and diving in. She shrieked about as loud as she did when Evil came into her bedroom. And with a huge splash, they were both into the deep end of the pool.
---
Long, fierce conversations had taken place during the previous days. "Why? Why don't you like Flaky?" "I'm like you opposite. And you like her." "You have a point... but..." "But what?" "Was it necessary to kill her right before our first date?" "You're right... maybe I should of waited until marriage." "Shut up." "Make me." Flippy sighed. He never did win an argument with Evil. Since his truck had been stolen a few days ago, Flippy had to walk everywhere. He turned left at the corner of a brick building, when a faint squeal came into earshot. He recognized it from anywhere. A blue blur zoomed across the sky. He locked his gaze on the flying squirrel, dashing after the scream in the same direction.
---
Cuddles rose to the surface. "See? Wasn't that fun?" He asked, when he opened his eyes to discover that his friend wasn't there. "Flaky?" He called out. Popping his head back underwater, he saw that the timid porcupine had sunk to the bottom. She still had her eyes open and she was waving her arms with much force. Cuddles swam down to her, grabbing Flaky's hands and pulling her upwards, but when her brought her to the top, he didn't have the strength to lift her out. DB, the new lifeguard, had been munching on a Peanut Butter sandwich the whole time and chatting with Petunia, Giggles and Lammy. "You sure? I could buy you an ice cream, babe." He said, not paying any attention to the action in the pool. Petunia, throwing him a disgusted look, responded "No thanks. I'd rather have ice cream with someone I like... perhaps Mime or Handy." DB sneered. "Your loss." He looked at Giggles. "How bout you, Pinky?" She wrinkled her heart-shaped nose. "Gross!" She exclaimed. "Fine, then." He changed his glance to Lammy. "Uuuum..." She clutched Mr. Pickles in one of her paws. "No thank-yoooou." DB rolled his eyes. "You ladies will regret missing out on all of this." He ran a hand down his body. Petunia laughed. "Trust me. I don't think we will." The flash in the sky returned when Splendid landed before them. "Hello, citizens. Did somebody need help?" He asked them. "I do!" Cuddles sputtered out, attracting his attention. "I can't get my friend out of this pool. She can't swim." He explained in a raspy voice. "Hm. Okay, then." Splendid dove head-first into the pool, and in two seconds flat, flew out, carrying Flaky and Cuddles. His audience cheered him on. "Thank-you, my good people." He announced, dropping the two of them in midair so he could wave to all of his adoring fans. Flaky fell onto an inflatable cushion, that obviously popped once her quills laid on it. She had survived, though... she needed mouth-to-mouth immediately. Cuddles screeched as he dropped from the sky, landing on the sharp top of Toothy's umbrella that cut through his head, making blood rush out of his scull and run down the umbrella. Giggles, now noticing Flaky, said "Hey! She still needs some help!" She pointed at her body. "Right you are, young lady." Splendid replied, gliding over to Flaky. He put his ear to her chest. "It requires CPR in order for her to live." He stood up and dusted off his fur. "I can do it." A voice rang from behind. Splendid's eyes grew wide, then he snapped his head over to the sound. "You!" He snarled. The red squirrel smirked. "That's right; I'm back." He responded in a cocky tone. Splendid moved away from Flaky, now focusing on Splendont. "Yeah? Well I'm gonna make sure that you never do come back again!" Splendont chuckles. "Are you threatening me?" He asked. "I believe I was." "Oh, so you want a piece of me?" Splendid cracked his knuckles. "Bring it on." While they kept arguing about who was better, Flippy finally arrived at the gate. He pushed it open and came over to his crowd of friends. Even though he had to slice through, he still made it to the front very quickly to see an unconscious Flaky lying on the ground. "What happened?" He asked the others. "We'll explain later. Right now, Flaky needs CPR!" Toothy answered. "I know how to do it." He said softly. "Well then? What are you waiting for? Do it!" Giggles told him. Flippy knelt over Flaky. He took a big gasp of air in, and placed his mouth to hers. He breathed out. After doing that a few times, She eventually coughed up some pool water and sat up. Her vision blurred for a few moments, but then she could make out the figure. "Are you alright?" Flippy told her. She let out a small yelp before back away and saying "Just... leave me alone, please!!!" And with that, Flaky darted out of the pool area, with Splendid and Splendont still fighting, DB still hitting on girls and leaving Flippy heart-broken.
It was a Wednesday after noon. Local citizens hung out at the public pool all day. Cuddles had to drag Flaky all the way to the fence. "I'm not going any further!" She exclaimed, grabbing onto the metal bars. "Come on, Flaky! Usually you get to the top of the water slide before quitting. Is there something wrong?" He asked. She opened her mouth to answer, but nothing came out. "Have a nice swim, and that will take your mind off of whatever is bothering you." Cuddles pried her hands off the fence and pushed her towards the pool. Flaky was even more cautious than usual. Maybe the incident with Flippy shook her up a bit... "Alright, are you ready?" He told her. She, of course, shook her head furiously. "Please, Cuddles! I don't want to go in! I'm afraid..." She whimpered. "Oh, that's just the fear getting to you. Jump!" He shouted, grabbing onto Flaky's paw and diving in. She shrieked about as loud as she did when Evil came into her bedroom. And with a huge splash, they were both into the deep end of the pool.
---
Long, fierce conversations had taken place during the previous days. "Why? Why don't you like Flaky?" "I'm like you opposite. And you like her." "You have a point... but..." "But what?" "Was it necessary to kill her right before our first date?" "You're right... maybe I should of waited until marriage." "Shut up." "Make me." Flippy sighed. He never did win an argument with Evil. Since his truck had been stolen a few days ago, Flippy had to walk everywhere. He turned left at the corner of a brick building, when a faint squeal came into earshot. He recognized it from anywhere. A blue blur zoomed across the sky. He locked his gaze on the flying squirrel, dashing after the scream in the same direction.
---
Cuddles rose to the surface. "See? Wasn't that fun?" He asked, when he opened his eyes to discover that his friend wasn't there. "Flaky?" He called out. Popping his head back underwater, he saw that the timid porcupine had sunk to the bottom. She still had her eyes open and she was waving her arms with much force. Cuddles swam down to her, grabbing Flaky's hands and pulling her upwards, but when her brought her to the top, he didn't have the strength to lift her out. DB, the new lifeguard, had been munching on a Peanut Butter sandwich the whole time and chatting with Petunia, Giggles and Lammy. "You sure? I could buy you an ice cream, babe." He said, not paying any attention to the action in the pool. Petunia, throwing him a disgusted look, responded "No thanks. I'd rather have ice cream with someone I like... perhaps Mime or Handy." DB sneered. "Your loss." He looked at Giggles. "How bout you, Pinky?" She wrinkled her heart-shaped nose. "Gross!" She exclaimed. "Fine, then." He changed his glance to Lammy. "Uuuum..." She clutched Mr. Pickles in one of her paws. "No thank-yoooou." DB rolled his eyes. "You ladies will regret missing out on all of this." He ran a hand down his body. Petunia laughed. "Trust me. I don't think we will." The flash in the sky returned when Splendid landed before them. "Hello, citizens. Did somebody need help?" He asked them. "I do!" Cuddles sputtered out, attracting his attention. "I can't get my friend out of this pool. She can't swim." He explained in a raspy voice. "Hm. Okay, then." Splendid dove head-first into the pool, and in two seconds flat, flew out, carrying Flaky and Cuddles. His audience cheered him on. "Thank-you, my good people." He announced, dropping the two of them in midair so he could wave to all of his adoring fans. Flaky fell onto an inflatable cushion, that obviously popped once her quills laid on it. She had survived, though... she needed mouth-to-mouth immediately. Cuddles screeched as he dropped from the sky, landing on the sharp top of Toothy's umbrella that cut through his head, making blood rush out of his scull and run down the umbrella. Giggles, now noticing Flaky, said "Hey! She still needs some help!" She pointed at her body. "Right you are, young lady." Splendid replied, gliding over to Flaky. He put his ear to her chest. "It requires CPR in order for her to live." He stood up and dusted off his fur. "I can do it." A voice rang from behind. Splendid's eyes grew wide, then he snapped his head over to the sound. "You!" He snarled. The red squirrel smirked. "That's right; I'm back." He responded in a cocky tone. Splendid moved away from Flaky, now focusing on Splendont. "Yeah? Well I'm gonna make sure that you never do come back again!" Splendont chuckles. "Are you threatening me?" He asked. "I believe I was." "Oh, so you want a piece of me?" Splendid cracked his knuckles. "Bring it on." While they kept arguing about who was better, Flippy finally arrived at the gate. He pushed it open and came over to his crowd of friends. Even though he had to slice through, he still made it to the front very quickly to see an unconscious Flaky lying on the ground. "What happened?" He asked the others. "We'll explain later. Right now, Flaky needs CPR!" Toothy answered. "I know how to do it." He said softly. "Well then? What are you waiting for? Do it!" Giggles told him. Flippy knelt over Flaky. He took a big gasp of air in, and placed his mouth to hers. He breathed out. After doing that a few times, She eventually coughed up some pool water and sat up. Her vision blurred for a few moments, but then she could make out the figure. "Are you alright?" Flippy told her. She let out a small yelp before back away and saying "Just... leave me alone, please!!!" And with that, Flaky darted out of the pool area, with Splendid and Splendont still fighting, DB still hitting on girls and leaving Flippy heart-broken.
Sunday, August 22, 2010
ITS REAL!!!!!!!!!
I became overjoyed when I read the conversation between my friend and one of the creators of HTF:
Friend:
"Lol xD Don't stop talking please, you guys are funny. Well, if you must know my radical theory, it's basically that Flaky was at war as well as Flaky. She didn't develop an evil alter-ego. She became the scared-to-heck adorable little wreck she is now. See? Radical. Another question BTW- Who came up with Splendont's name? They deserve a muffin."
Creator:
"That's a pretty good theory. I like it. Since there was a muffin involved, I will say that I came up with the name. The truth is though, it just sort of popped up in a brain storm during a meeting. I don't think any of us could say who thought of it first... but like I said... for a muffin... it was me ;) I've been pretty straight forward about Flaky's gender. We would of changed it if it didn't go with the plot. She is a she. I see nothing wrong with Flippy and Flaky falling for each other. Although, I don't think it would end well..."
Friend:
"Isn't things not ending well the whole point of HTF? xD"
Creator:
"I guess you're right... it's supposed to end badly... so I guess it's a match made in HTF heaven."
May I note that This conversation was held in Jan. 2009, and later that year, Flippy and Flaky starred in an episode together (and had a couple of sweet moments ^^).
Flaky is a girl, and the creator supports Flippy and her as a couple. Yes! I'm always right xD
Friend:
"Lol xD Don't stop talking please, you guys are funny. Well, if you must know my radical theory, it's basically that Flaky was at war as well as Flaky. She didn't develop an evil alter-ego. She became the scared-to-heck adorable little wreck she is now. See? Radical. Another question BTW- Who came up with Splendont's name? They deserve a muffin."
Creator:
"That's a pretty good theory. I like it. Since there was a muffin involved, I will say that I came up with the name. The truth is though, it just sort of popped up in a brain storm during a meeting. I don't think any of us could say who thought of it first... but like I said... for a muffin... it was me ;) I've been pretty straight forward about Flaky's gender. We would of changed it if it didn't go with the plot. She is a she. I see nothing wrong with Flippy and Flaky falling for each other. Although, I don't think it would end well..."
Friend:
"Isn't things not ending well the whole point of HTF? xD"
Creator:
"I guess you're right... it's supposed to end badly... so I guess it's a match made in HTF heaven."
May I note that This conversation was held in Jan. 2009, and later that year, Flippy and Flaky starred in an episode together (and had a couple of sweet moments ^^).
Flaky is a girl, and the creator supports Flippy and her as a couple. Yes! I'm always right xD
Saturday, August 21, 2010
Bad romance- Flippy/Evil (What the heck?) (male version)
Ha, people these days. I hate to break it to you; Flippy/Evil doesn't make any sense. He's in love with himself?????
You're crazy :D
Friday, August 20, 2010
Thursday, August 19, 2010
HTF- False alarm video game
lol at the rating: "Rated M for violence and gore"
You get to play as Flippy and Flaky YAAAAAAAY! :D
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
Danger lurks in every corner ch 8
Chapter 8:
It seemed as though everything around had jerked to a halt. Time itself practically stood still. He held his breath in, not daring to take a gasp of air. Flaky's arms and leg hung on the wall before him like they were some kind of decoration. Her head had somehow been chopped off, and was now leaning against the workbench at the other side of the garage. Her eyeballs had been extracted from their sockets, while there was a light scarlet stain where her mouth should be. The middle part of Flaky's body laid just below her other parts that clung to the wall. There was a large gaping hole in her chest, showing off the porcupine's ribcage bones. Blood splatters covered the concrete floor, making it look like someone had accidentally spilled red paint all over the ground. Going over the evidence though his mind, Flippy imagined the murder. He was no homicide detective, but he figured out that the killer must have used some tools in the garage to torture Flaky. But... who could possibly want her dead so badly, that they went through all of that trouble to slaughter her? That's when a possibility entered his head...
---
He dashed inside the house, not even bothering to close the door behind him. His head turned from left to right, searching for her bedroom. Passing by the bathroom, Flippy's eyes locked onto the door in front of him. He pushed it open, revealing two more dead bodies, with small wounds releasing blood onto Flaky's hardwood floor. He peered past the corpses, and laid eyes on his very own polished gun.
---
Flippy had put the pieces together and formed an answer; he flipped out, came all the way to her house and killed Flaky, Giggles and Petunia all by himself. Had the thought of him being cured been a hoax all along? It remained a mystery why he didn't flip out until now, though... the exploding light bulb (Autopsy-Turvy part 2), the time he hitchhiked and got in Flaky's van and never harmed her in any way (A/N: He did flip out in Flaky's imagination, though!) (Without a hitch). Guilt hung over him as he came back to his car, only to watch Lift and Shifty climb into the front seats, snickering. Flippy suddenly felt stupid for leaving his keys up for grabs in his unlocked car. Shifty controlled the wheel, while his brother had already discovered the stake sandwich and scarfed it down. His truck scooted out of the driveway, but before the thieves drove off, they rolled down their windows and called out "Sucker!" A thick cloud of dirt was all the raccoons left behind when they zoomed across the horizon. Flippy sighed. It was already dark out, but luckily the street lights were bright enough to lead him home. "Well," he said to himself. "I'd better get a move on."
---
His feet ached when his log-shaped home came into view. Not only that, but his heart did, too. He had once again committed an awful deed. Evil chose to strike at the worse time possible. Flippy's hatred for him grew stronger and stronger. But technically, Evil wasn't real. Evil was a part of him, created for destruction during the war against the tiger general and his army. Flippy was kind of a crappy soldier... accidentally plunged a knife into Sneaky, sliced Mouse ka-boom, and didn't stand a chance when fighting the other side (W.A.R. Journal). Evil was tough, murderous and could possibly wipe out Earth's population, if he wanted to. Conflicting emotions were involved between the two counterparts. Maybe he couldn't get rid of Evil... but what did it matter? He had a home, friends and wealth. That can't possibly all go away... right?
It seemed as though everything around had jerked to a halt. Time itself practically stood still. He held his breath in, not daring to take a gasp of air. Flaky's arms and leg hung on the wall before him like they were some kind of decoration. Her head had somehow been chopped off, and was now leaning against the workbench at the other side of the garage. Her eyeballs had been extracted from their sockets, while there was a light scarlet stain where her mouth should be. The middle part of Flaky's body laid just below her other parts that clung to the wall. There was a large gaping hole in her chest, showing off the porcupine's ribcage bones. Blood splatters covered the concrete floor, making it look like someone had accidentally spilled red paint all over the ground. Going over the evidence though his mind, Flippy imagined the murder. He was no homicide detective, but he figured out that the killer must have used some tools in the garage to torture Flaky. But... who could possibly want her dead so badly, that they went through all of that trouble to slaughter her? That's when a possibility entered his head...
---
He dashed inside the house, not even bothering to close the door behind him. His head turned from left to right, searching for her bedroom. Passing by the bathroom, Flippy's eyes locked onto the door in front of him. He pushed it open, revealing two more dead bodies, with small wounds releasing blood onto Flaky's hardwood floor. He peered past the corpses, and laid eyes on his very own polished gun.
---
Flippy had put the pieces together and formed an answer; he flipped out, came all the way to her house and killed Flaky, Giggles and Petunia all by himself. Had the thought of him being cured been a hoax all along? It remained a mystery why he didn't flip out until now, though... the exploding light bulb (Autopsy-Turvy part 2), the time he hitchhiked and got in Flaky's van and never harmed her in any way (A/N: He did flip out in Flaky's imagination, though!) (Without a hitch). Guilt hung over him as he came back to his car, only to watch Lift and Shifty climb into the front seats, snickering. Flippy suddenly felt stupid for leaving his keys up for grabs in his unlocked car. Shifty controlled the wheel, while his brother had already discovered the stake sandwich and scarfed it down. His truck scooted out of the driveway, but before the thieves drove off, they rolled down their windows and called out "Sucker!" A thick cloud of dirt was all the raccoons left behind when they zoomed across the horizon. Flippy sighed. It was already dark out, but luckily the street lights were bright enough to lead him home. "Well," he said to himself. "I'd better get a move on."
---
His feet ached when his log-shaped home came into view. Not only that, but his heart did, too. He had once again committed an awful deed. Evil chose to strike at the worse time possible. Flippy's hatred for him grew stronger and stronger. But technically, Evil wasn't real. Evil was a part of him, created for destruction during the war against the tiger general and his army. Flippy was kind of a crappy soldier... accidentally plunged a knife into Sneaky, sliced Mouse ka-boom, and didn't stand a chance when fighting the other side (W.A.R. Journal). Evil was tough, murderous and could possibly wipe out Earth's population, if he wanted to. Conflicting emotions were involved between the two counterparts. Maybe he couldn't get rid of Evil... but what did it matter? He had a home, friends and wealth. That can't possibly all go away... right?
Saturday, August 14, 2010
Danger lurks in every corner ch 7
Chapter 7:
Flippy awoke to the light of dawn of Friday morning. He rushed right to the closet and pulled out a wrinkle-free tuxedo. Looking around, he noticed that a box was lying on the bottom self. He jogged his memory, and could of sworn that the box that stored his gun was located near the top of his closet... Flippy shrugged it off and closed the door.
--- *7:57 PM*
He walked through the front of the restaurant, with a nervous smile plastered to his face. All of the people were sitting down to their meals. Flippy scanned the faces of the crowd inside. Flaky wasn't anywhere in sight. Sighing, he straightened the bow tie around his neck and went over to the skinny cat holding a clipboard in her paws. Her black pelt shimmered in the light. "Did you make a reservation?" She asked. He nodded in response. "Flippy, but my date Flaky hasn't arrived yet." The ebony cat's dark pacman eyes stared down at a paper attached to the clipboard. "Ah, right this way, sir." She replied, leading him over to a deserted table.
--- *8:04* (Flippy's POV)
I gnawed on think garlic bread sticks, my patience growing thin. Where was she? Even though Flaky was only a few minutes late, it didn't give me a reason not to be worried.
--- *8:27*
"Sir, are you sure that you don't want to order yet?" The waitress asked, twisting her tail around her index finger. "No, thank-you." I answered politely, ignoring my stomach rumble with hunger. "Alright, then..." The cat mewed, moving past me.
--- *8:58*
I was starving, hopeless and tired at this point. I called the waitress over. "Are you finally gonna order???" She said in an annoyed tone. "Yes, 'mam. I'd like a steak sandwich, please. And make it to go..."
---
I got into my truck, and placed the foam container that was holding my food in the front seat. Wouldn't Flaky have called if she couldn't make it? Or did she blow off the date on purpose? I gripped the leathery wheel tightly. A powerful urge wanted to check up on her... but what if she wanted to avoid me? Still... I found myself driving directly to her house.
---
The front door swayed wide open. I could tell that wasn't a good sign. But instead of going in through there, I noticed that the garage was open, too. I came in that way, calling out her name. That was when I stumbled upon a random power tool, lying on the ground. "Huh?" What caught my attention was the red substance that was dried at the top. I tilted my head upwards... And there, right before me, was the bloody corpse of Flaky.
Flippy awoke to the light of dawn of Friday morning. He rushed right to the closet and pulled out a wrinkle-free tuxedo. Looking around, he noticed that a box was lying on the bottom self. He jogged his memory, and could of sworn that the box that stored his gun was located near the top of his closet... Flippy shrugged it off and closed the door.
--- *7:57 PM*
He walked through the front of the restaurant, with a nervous smile plastered to his face. All of the people were sitting down to their meals. Flippy scanned the faces of the crowd inside. Flaky wasn't anywhere in sight. Sighing, he straightened the bow tie around his neck and went over to the skinny cat holding a clipboard in her paws. Her black pelt shimmered in the light. "Did you make a reservation?" She asked. He nodded in response. "Flippy, but my date Flaky hasn't arrived yet." The ebony cat's dark pacman eyes stared down at a paper attached to the clipboard. "Ah, right this way, sir." She replied, leading him over to a deserted table.
--- *8:04* (Flippy's POV)
I gnawed on think garlic bread sticks, my patience growing thin. Where was she? Even though Flaky was only a few minutes late, it didn't give me a reason not to be worried.
--- *8:27*
"Sir, are you sure that you don't want to order yet?" The waitress asked, twisting her tail around her index finger. "No, thank-you." I answered politely, ignoring my stomach rumble with hunger. "Alright, then..." The cat mewed, moving past me.
--- *8:58*
I was starving, hopeless and tired at this point. I called the waitress over. "Are you finally gonna order???" She said in an annoyed tone. "Yes, 'mam. I'd like a steak sandwich, please. And make it to go..."
---
I got into my truck, and placed the foam container that was holding my food in the front seat. Wouldn't Flaky have called if she couldn't make it? Or did she blow off the date on purpose? I gripped the leathery wheel tightly. A powerful urge wanted to check up on her... but what if she wanted to avoid me? Still... I found myself driving directly to her house.
---
The front door swayed wide open. I could tell that wasn't a good sign. But instead of going in through there, I noticed that the garage was open, too. I came in that way, calling out her name. That was when I stumbled upon a random power tool, lying on the ground. "Huh?" What caught my attention was the red substance that was dried at the top. I tilted my head upwards... And there, right before me, was the bloody corpse of Flaky.
Friday, August 13, 2010
MAH SOCIAL LIFE.
My friends told me to talk about my social life to make my blog more interesting...
-I can read a 300+ page book in one day
-I can type kinda fast, if I wanted to :D
-Something unfortunate always happens in my life at least once a week.
-I love my cell phone, even though it doesn't actually work.
-My fav color is BLUE!!!!
-Gore delights me.
-I just got a new nickname from my friends, "The R-rated child", meaning that I'm fond to blood and watching it spill out of the victim's corpse! Oh wait... I'm going into detail. ^^;
-My fanfictions can get scary (lol I read aloud a paragraph to my friends which scared them xD)
-I'd make an EPIC stalker (because I have a creepy growl, laugh, attempted to strangle my friend, and I lurk around people so much, they DO call me a stalker ^^)
WELP, Ima bored....
-I can read a 300+ page book in one day
-I can type kinda fast, if I wanted to :D
-Something unfortunate always happens in my life at least once a week.
-I love my cell phone, even though it doesn't actually work.
-My fav color is BLUE!!!!
-Gore delights me.
-I just got a new nickname from my friends, "The R-rated child", meaning that I'm fond to blood and watching it spill out of the victim's corpse! Oh wait... I'm going into detail. ^^;
-My fanfictions can get scary (lol I read aloud a paragraph to my friends which scared them xD)
-I'd make an EPIC stalker (because I have a creepy growl, laugh, attempted to strangle my friend, and I lurk around people so much, they DO call me a stalker ^^)
WELP, Ima bored....
Thursday, August 12, 2010
Danger lurks in every corner ch 6
Chapter 6:
He had the gun aimed at her head. "Good night." He aside under his breath, just about to pull the trigger, when Flaky preformed an ear-piercing screech. It was so loud, that Evil had almost dropped the gun. "Shut up!" He howled. "Flaky, what's-" Giggles sat up and stared at Flippy. "Great... there's more." He complained, now pointing his gun at her and firing several times to the head. Now Petunia had woken up and looked at him with wide eyes. Without hesitation, she sprinted out of her sleeping bag and ran for the door, but the exit was blocked by Evil. He shot her multiple times in the stomach and a couple of times to the legs. "I need to think fast..." Flaky thought, now noticing the window that was, just barely, large enough for her to get out of. Evil eyed her, realizing that she was about to escape. "Not before I kill you!" He shouted, pulling the trigger. No effect. "Crap, I'm out of bullets already???" He growled in his mind, chucking the gun across the room. Evil had to catch Flaky before she jumped out the window. She thrust it open with all of her strength and practically threw her body out. He darted after her, and grabbed Flaky's ankle. Knowing (but also regretting) what to do next, she pulled the window down, making it slice off her foot. She landed in a small shrub and got sand-spurs caught in her fur. Ignoring all of the instant pain it brought her, Flaky limped away, her hopes high about surviving.
---
It scared Flaky to not know about Flippy's whereabouts... he didn't leap out of the window to come after her. She knew that there was little time left before he caught up with Flaky and killed her.
---
Evil knew how this would play out. But his schemes involved a weapon, which didn't have any more bullets. He rushed through the kitchen and entered the garage. He yanked a string that was connected to a light bulb, causing the garage to get much brighter. Evil had just hit the jackpot... right beside Flaky's van was a work bench, displaying all kinds of useful tools.
---
Flaky pushed open the white gate door, feeling lucky that she had made it this far. Her injured leg dragged behind, leaving a trail of blood. Something rattled in the bushes just as she left her backyard. She shrieked, only to find out that it was just a brown squirrel with a bushy tail. Relief flooded her insides. All of a sudden, a paw quickly covered up her mouth. Evil had been hiding and monitoring her moves, and was now deciding to take action. She had tried to squeal, but they ended up muffled because of his hand. "Tsk, tsk, tsk..." He whispered, dragging her into the garage.
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He turned her upside-down and slammed the porcupine into the wall. Her quills helped support her place. He got out a sharp nail and stuck it through one of her feet. She yelled and squirmed, making it more difficult for him to concentrate. Evil picked up a splinter-infested hammer and banged it five times against the nail. Blood tricked up (remember, she's upside-down) her leg. He soon grew tired of her irritating screams, and took out a saw. He grabbed her lips and stretched them out slightly. Evil moved the saw back and forth on her mouth, finally making it slip off her face and drop with a "Splat!" on the floor. Evil nailed her other foot and hands into the wall. He brought out the last tool, the chainsaw. Sweat formed on Flaky's face. The blades on the edges sparkled. "You don't know how long I've been waiting to do this..." Evil hissed, power up the chainsaw.
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When he got home, his clothes were drenched in blood. No matter, he just changed into a brand new camouflage shirt, and lazily tossed the old one into the washing machine. Evil wore a crooked smile as he got settled into bed. Once Flippy came back the next morning, he would be aware of the fact that he had killed his own date.
He had the gun aimed at her head. "Good night." He aside under his breath, just about to pull the trigger, when Flaky preformed an ear-piercing screech. It was so loud, that Evil had almost dropped the gun. "Shut up!" He howled. "Flaky, what's-" Giggles sat up and stared at Flippy. "Great... there's more." He complained, now pointing his gun at her and firing several times to the head. Now Petunia had woken up and looked at him with wide eyes. Without hesitation, she sprinted out of her sleeping bag and ran for the door, but the exit was blocked by Evil. He shot her multiple times in the stomach and a couple of times to the legs. "I need to think fast..." Flaky thought, now noticing the window that was, just barely, large enough for her to get out of. Evil eyed her, realizing that she was about to escape. "Not before I kill you!" He shouted, pulling the trigger. No effect. "Crap, I'm out of bullets already???" He growled in his mind, chucking the gun across the room. Evil had to catch Flaky before she jumped out the window. She thrust it open with all of her strength and practically threw her body out. He darted after her, and grabbed Flaky's ankle. Knowing (but also regretting) what to do next, she pulled the window down, making it slice off her foot. She landed in a small shrub and got sand-spurs caught in her fur. Ignoring all of the instant pain it brought her, Flaky limped away, her hopes high about surviving.
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It scared Flaky to not know about Flippy's whereabouts... he didn't leap out of the window to come after her. She knew that there was little time left before he caught up with Flaky and killed her.
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Evil knew how this would play out. But his schemes involved a weapon, which didn't have any more bullets. He rushed through the kitchen and entered the garage. He yanked a string that was connected to a light bulb, causing the garage to get much brighter. Evil had just hit the jackpot... right beside Flaky's van was a work bench, displaying all kinds of useful tools.
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Flaky pushed open the white gate door, feeling lucky that she had made it this far. Her injured leg dragged behind, leaving a trail of blood. Something rattled in the bushes just as she left her backyard. She shrieked, only to find out that it was just a brown squirrel with a bushy tail. Relief flooded her insides. All of a sudden, a paw quickly covered up her mouth. Evil had been hiding and monitoring her moves, and was now deciding to take action. She had tried to squeal, but they ended up muffled because of his hand. "Tsk, tsk, tsk..." He whispered, dragging her into the garage.
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He turned her upside-down and slammed the porcupine into the wall. Her quills helped support her place. He got out a sharp nail and stuck it through one of her feet. She yelled and squirmed, making it more difficult for him to concentrate. Evil picked up a splinter-infested hammer and banged it five times against the nail. Blood tricked up (remember, she's upside-down) her leg. He soon grew tired of her irritating screams, and took out a saw. He grabbed her lips and stretched them out slightly. Evil moved the saw back and forth on her mouth, finally making it slip off her face and drop with a "Splat!" on the floor. Evil nailed her other foot and hands into the wall. He brought out the last tool, the chainsaw. Sweat formed on Flaky's face. The blades on the edges sparkled. "You don't know how long I've been waiting to do this..." Evil hissed, power up the chainsaw.
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When he got home, his clothes were drenched in blood. No matter, he just changed into a brand new camouflage shirt, and lazily tossed the old one into the washing machine. Evil wore a crooked smile as he got settled into bed. Once Flippy came back the next morning, he would be aware of the fact that he had killed his own date.
Danger lurks in every corner ch 5
Chapter 5:
It was a Thursday evening when Flaky heard a doorbell ring. She got up and looked through the peak hole. Petunia and Giggles were standing there with a couple of back packs hung over their shoulders' and sleeping bags under one of their arms. Flaky sighed softly then opened up. "Hello, what are you guys doing here?" She asked, stepping away to let them in. "To prepare you for tomorrow." Giggles said, her tone making it sound like it was obvious. "Yeah, but right after I go to the bathroom! I had a large drink earlier!" Flaky directed Petunia which way to go. She rushed in and shut the door behind her. Giggles roamed around the house a little; looking at the bright yellow colors on the walls; observed some personal photos; gazed at Flaky's smooth wooden table, until Petunia came out of the restroom and announced "We can work with clothes." Flaky shook her head in disbelief. "I can't wear clothing! My quills would tear holes in the back." She informed the two. "Well, you never know until you try." Giggles quoted, pulling a lavender shirt out of her back pack and handing it to Flaky.
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"See? I told you it wouldn't work." She had been right... her dandruff-covered quills tore up the back of her clothing item. With a swift yang, Flaky took the shirt off and gave it back to Giggles. "Eh... who needs clothes anyways? It's not like any of us ever wear them." She replied. Petunia wrapped her blue fingers around the Christmas tree air freshener that hung from her neck and scowled. "That's an accessory," Giggles explained. "Which means that it doesn't count."
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Flaky scrubbed her buck teeth with a clear toothbrush. The bristles rubbed up against her gums. After she spat into the sink, she stared at her own reflection in the bathroom mirror. She had never been so worried about some one's opinion of her. She only hoped that if the date didn't work out, Flippy would still like her as a friend, at least... Flaky entered her bedroom once again. Giggles and Petunia were staying over for the night. Their sleeping bags were moving up and down with their light snoring. She smiled, jumped into bed (not loud enough to wake her friends), and threw her aqua bed sheet over her head. She had nothing to worry about. But unfortunately, Flaky forgot to lock her front door...
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Flippy had taken special sleeping medicine before he went to bed, because he knew that if he didn't eat the pills, he would be up all night. But while Flippy peacefully dozed off... Evil could take over without him even noticing.
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From settle breathing to deep growls, it had been a while since he had hurt anyone, which made Evil frustrated. He made his way to the closet, but it was hard to see because the bedroom was dimly lit. The closet light flickered on. Chuckling, he pulled down a box that was placed on the top shelf of the closet. Evil lifted up the lid, then set it aside. His yellow eyes glimmered as he picked up what he had stored inside... a loaded gun. He didn't have the time to get creative with his murder.
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He had planned to pick the lock, but since Flaky had left the front door unlocked, he just twisted the doorknob and came inside. "This is going to be easier than I thought..."
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Gun in hand, he crept around the house, as silent as a mouse. Evil searched the black-and-white titled kitchen. Nobody was there. He scanned the bathroom, remembering to check behind the shower curtains. When he took his first step out of the doorway, he finally spotted another closed door. A sick grin formed on his face.
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Flaky had no luck falling asleep. Though she did close her eyes, trying to think about all of the good things in the world. They shot open when Flaky heard the door creak open. Her body shook with fear. Moonlight shimmered through her windowsill, making everything in the room visible. Slowly, she lifted up a side of her bed sheet to take a peak at the intruder. Her vison was a little blurred, but she could still tell who the person was. "Flippy?!" She exclaimed. But then Flaky noticed the gun, different eye color and sharpened teeth. "Hey honey," Evil said in a raspy voice. "I'm back."
It was a Thursday evening when Flaky heard a doorbell ring. She got up and looked through the peak hole. Petunia and Giggles were standing there with a couple of back packs hung over their shoulders' and sleeping bags under one of their arms. Flaky sighed softly then opened up. "Hello, what are you guys doing here?" She asked, stepping away to let them in. "To prepare you for tomorrow." Giggles said, her tone making it sound like it was obvious. "Yeah, but right after I go to the bathroom! I had a large drink earlier!" Flaky directed Petunia which way to go. She rushed in and shut the door behind her. Giggles roamed around the house a little; looking at the bright yellow colors on the walls; observed some personal photos; gazed at Flaky's smooth wooden table, until Petunia came out of the restroom and announced "We can work with clothes." Flaky shook her head in disbelief. "I can't wear clothing! My quills would tear holes in the back." She informed the two. "Well, you never know until you try." Giggles quoted, pulling a lavender shirt out of her back pack and handing it to Flaky.
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"See? I told you it wouldn't work." She had been right... her dandruff-covered quills tore up the back of her clothing item. With a swift yang, Flaky took the shirt off and gave it back to Giggles. "Eh... who needs clothes anyways? It's not like any of us ever wear them." She replied. Petunia wrapped her blue fingers around the Christmas tree air freshener that hung from her neck and scowled. "That's an accessory," Giggles explained. "Which means that it doesn't count."
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Flaky scrubbed her buck teeth with a clear toothbrush. The bristles rubbed up against her gums. After she spat into the sink, she stared at her own reflection in the bathroom mirror. She had never been so worried about some one's opinion of her. She only hoped that if the date didn't work out, Flippy would still like her as a friend, at least... Flaky entered her bedroom once again. Giggles and Petunia were staying over for the night. Their sleeping bags were moving up and down with their light snoring. She smiled, jumped into bed (not loud enough to wake her friends), and threw her aqua bed sheet over her head. She had nothing to worry about. But unfortunately, Flaky forgot to lock her front door...
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Flippy had taken special sleeping medicine before he went to bed, because he knew that if he didn't eat the pills, he would be up all night. But while Flippy peacefully dozed off... Evil could take over without him even noticing.
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From settle breathing to deep growls, it had been a while since he had hurt anyone, which made Evil frustrated. He made his way to the closet, but it was hard to see because the bedroom was dimly lit. The closet light flickered on. Chuckling, he pulled down a box that was placed on the top shelf of the closet. Evil lifted up the lid, then set it aside. His yellow eyes glimmered as he picked up what he had stored inside... a loaded gun. He didn't have the time to get creative with his murder.
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He had planned to pick the lock, but since Flaky had left the front door unlocked, he just twisted the doorknob and came inside. "This is going to be easier than I thought..."
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Gun in hand, he crept around the house, as silent as a mouse. Evil searched the black-and-white titled kitchen. Nobody was there. He scanned the bathroom, remembering to check behind the shower curtains. When he took his first step out of the doorway, he finally spotted another closed door. A sick grin formed on his face.
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Flaky had no luck falling asleep. Though she did close her eyes, trying to think about all of the good things in the world. They shot open when Flaky heard the door creak open. Her body shook with fear. Moonlight shimmered through her windowsill, making everything in the room visible. Slowly, she lifted up a side of her bed sheet to take a peak at the intruder. Her vison was a little blurred, but she could still tell who the person was. "Flippy?!" She exclaimed. But then Flaky noticed the gun, different eye color and sharpened teeth. "Hey honey," Evil said in a raspy voice. "I'm back."
Keeping it reel
Moral: A picture is worth a thousand words
Ha, this episode was funny (it still is now) when I first watched it.
For a mime, he was pretty flipping loud in the movie theater, which is probably why Flippy killed him first.
Then Flippy kills Petunia but shoving her head into that machine that pops popcorn, making her head pop (lol!)
Flippy then chases Flaky around the room until it gets dark, then we see Flippy wrapping his arms around Flay's neck , trying to choke her. He then used Flaky and her quills as a weapon and slaps Cuddles with her, and both Flaky and Cuddles are left to die on the floor.
I was enjoying Toothy's death, having the movie projector be shoved through his head. lol so much at the random booing coming from Lumpy! When Flippy came up behind him, the cartoon faded to black, and there were noises like blood splattering and broken bones.
And I remember saying "Aw.... I wanted to see Flippy murder Lumpy!"
Overall, great episode. B+
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
IMA SO PROWD :D
One of my many friends on DA, Chessie, I think...
Anyways, she has came over to the dark side and watched HTF for the very first time!
She even wrote a journal entry about it:
"So I Little While Ago, I Watched My First Episode Of Happy Tree Friends. From Seeing Flippy So Much I Wanted To Watch An Episode That Had Flippy In It. So I Watched That One Episode Called "Double Whammy" And The Other Episode That Continues It. lol Pretty Gross But Funny. What's Funny Is That When A Really Gross Part Comes I Kinda Look Away/Keep Watching
Like The Part When All The Evil And Good Flippys Had A Huge Fight. I Kinda Looked Away.
But It's Still A Good Show. I've Been Reading Fan Fics Before I Actually Watched It So It's Kinda Different Cuz In The Fan Fics, The Characters Talk. lol But In The Show, They Don't.
I Watched Part Of Another One Because I Knew That Disco Bear's Voice Was Deep And I Wanted To Hear It. He Makes Me Laugh When He Tries To Flirt With Girls lol
So Yea I'm Gonna Draw Flippy Soon. Flippy's My Fav Character. I Like The Characters With The Different Personalities. Like Splendid, Flaky (Cuz She Had Dandruff lol), Flippy, Lumpy, Handy, Nutty, And There's Probably Some More. I Actually Feel Like Drawing All The Characters. "
I'm proud of my friend :D
Anyways, she has came over to the dark side and watched HTF for the very first time!
She even wrote a journal entry about it:
"So I Little While Ago, I Watched My First Episode Of Happy Tree Friends. From Seeing Flippy So Much I Wanted To Watch An Episode That Had Flippy In It. So I Watched That One Episode Called "Double Whammy" And The Other Episode That Continues It. lol Pretty Gross But Funny. What's Funny Is That When A Really Gross Part Comes I Kinda Look Away/Keep Watching
Like The Part When All The Evil And Good Flippys Had A Huge Fight. I Kinda Looked Away.
But It's Still A Good Show. I've Been Reading Fan Fics Before I Actually Watched It So It's Kinda Different Cuz In The Fan Fics, The Characters Talk. lol But In The Show, They Don't. I Watched Part Of Another One Because I Knew That Disco Bear's Voice Was Deep And I Wanted To Hear It. He Makes Me Laugh When He Tries To Flirt With Girls lol
So Yea I'm Gonna Draw Flippy Soon. Flippy's My Fav Character. I Like The Characters With The Different Personalities. Like Splendid, Flaky (Cuz She Had Dandruff lol), Flippy, Lumpy, Handy, Nutty, And There's Probably Some More. I Actually Feel Like Drawing All The Characters.
"I'm proud of my friend :D
Danger lurks in every corner ch 4
Chapter 4:
"I need help!" Flaky begged into the receiver. "What's wrong?" Giggles asked through the other side. "I'm going on a date and I don't know-" "Say no more. Be at my house within the next half hour. Petunia and I will give you a make over!" She said, and with a click, she hung up. Flaky sighed, then put down the phone. "I have a bad feeling about this..."
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Flippy sat in his bedroom, feeling a little isolated. Wasn't there anyone else (besides Disco bear) that he could go to for advice? That's when it came to him. "Cuddles has a girlfriend... why not ask him what to do?"
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Flaky wasn't surprised when Giggles' mom answered the door. "Hello, sweetie! Did my daughter invite you over?" She asked, when Giggles rushed to the door. "Step aside, mom. We have serious business to deal with." She informed her mother, taking Flaky by the arm and pulling her inside.
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He typed up an email to Cuddles about his problem, read it over to make sure that it sounded convincing, then clicked the tiny "Send" button. Shortly after, his computer made a "Ding!" noise, meaning that he had a new message, from Cuddles, obviously. He read it aloud to himself; "I felt the same way about Giggles. But our first date didn't end up in chaos... it was actually pretty fun. I just showed her signs of my crush... putting my arm around her, smiling the whole time, you know... that kind of stuff. Just do that and everything will be fine. You should also give her a call sometime, and check up on how she's doing. That's like showing her you care. -Cuddles" Flippy decided to follow his tips and call Flaky's home phone.
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"Alright," Petunia began. "Who is he?" At first, Flaky hesitated to answer. It wasn't necessary for them to know who she was going out with. But the plead in both of her friends' eyes broke her down. "Flippy." She choked out. Giggles and Petunia traded smirks. "What?" Flaky asked, more harsh than intended. "We should of known by the way you get so nervous around him." Giggles said. "I don't get nervous!" The porcupine argued. "Sure you don't." Petunia replied, sarcasm ringing in her voice. "Well then, let's get started, shall we?" She slapped on a pair of yellow gloves. Flaky stared at them with wide eyes. "What are those for?" She whimpered, backing up. "Relax. I just don't want any makeup to get on my hands." Petunia told her in a sour tone. Flaky sighed of relief.
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After a few rings, Flaky didn't pick up. Flippy thought that it might be obnoxious to her for him to leave a message, so her tried her cell phone. After all, she might not be home...
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"I look like a circus clown!" White powder covered up her skin, pink lip gloss smeared around the sides of her mouth, and there was way too much eyeshadow. "And why are we doing this now? My date isn't until Friday." Flaky complained, folding her arms. "We're testing out what makeup looks good on you, so when your date comes, you can apply the same makeup yourself and it would be quicker." Giggles explained. "But it Flippy asked me out... why would I need makeup smothered all over my face when he only cares about what's on the inside?" "You mean to say that Flippy only cares about your blood and organs?" Petunia asked. "Not really. I meant my personality." At that moment, Flaky's black cell phone buzzed. She had put it on vibrate when she got there. Grumbling, she flipped open the phone and dialed a button. "Yes?" She sputtered into the phone. "Flaky? It's Flippy." Suddenly, her throat felt all knotted up. "Um... yeah?" She squeaked. "About our date..." Oh no... was he going to cancel? Flaky bit her lip. "What about it?" "Well, we could go out to eat or something." That calmed her down a little. "Sure. Where to?" "There's this new place downtown that sells great meals. It's right next to the ice cream parlor. Would you like to go there?" "Uh-huh." She responded. "I'll make reservations for two at 8:00 this Friday. Bye!" He hung up. Flaky shut her phone. The others looked anxious. "What happened?" They both asked. "Flippy and I are going out to a romantic meal this Friday." Giggles and Petunia squealed with excitement.
"I need help!" Flaky begged into the receiver. "What's wrong?" Giggles asked through the other side. "I'm going on a date and I don't know-" "Say no more. Be at my house within the next half hour. Petunia and I will give you a make over!" She said, and with a click, she hung up. Flaky sighed, then put down the phone. "I have a bad feeling about this..."
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Flippy sat in his bedroom, feeling a little isolated. Wasn't there anyone else (besides Disco bear) that he could go to for advice? That's when it came to him. "Cuddles has a girlfriend... why not ask him what to do?"
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Flaky wasn't surprised when Giggles' mom answered the door. "Hello, sweetie! Did my daughter invite you over?" She asked, when Giggles rushed to the door. "Step aside, mom. We have serious business to deal with." She informed her mother, taking Flaky by the arm and pulling her inside.
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He typed up an email to Cuddles about his problem, read it over to make sure that it sounded convincing, then clicked the tiny "Send" button. Shortly after, his computer made a "Ding!" noise, meaning that he had a new message, from Cuddles, obviously. He read it aloud to himself; "I felt the same way about Giggles. But our first date didn't end up in chaos... it was actually pretty fun. I just showed her signs of my crush... putting my arm around her, smiling the whole time, you know... that kind of stuff. Just do that and everything will be fine. You should also give her a call sometime, and check up on how she's doing. That's like showing her you care. -Cuddles" Flippy decided to follow his tips and call Flaky's home phone.
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"Alright," Petunia began. "Who is he?" At first, Flaky hesitated to answer. It wasn't necessary for them to know who she was going out with. But the plead in both of her friends' eyes broke her down. "Flippy." She choked out. Giggles and Petunia traded smirks. "What?" Flaky asked, more harsh than intended. "We should of known by the way you get so nervous around him." Giggles said. "I don't get nervous!" The porcupine argued. "Sure you don't." Petunia replied, sarcasm ringing in her voice. "Well then, let's get started, shall we?" She slapped on a pair of yellow gloves. Flaky stared at them with wide eyes. "What are those for?" She whimpered, backing up. "Relax. I just don't want any makeup to get on my hands." Petunia told her in a sour tone. Flaky sighed of relief.
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After a few rings, Flaky didn't pick up. Flippy thought that it might be obnoxious to her for him to leave a message, so her tried her cell phone. After all, she might not be home...
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"I look like a circus clown!" White powder covered up her skin, pink lip gloss smeared around the sides of her mouth, and there was way too much eyeshadow. "And why are we doing this now? My date isn't until Friday." Flaky complained, folding her arms. "We're testing out what makeup looks good on you, so when your date comes, you can apply the same makeup yourself and it would be quicker." Giggles explained. "But it Flippy asked me out... why would I need makeup smothered all over my face when he only cares about what's on the inside?" "You mean to say that Flippy only cares about your blood and organs?" Petunia asked. "Not really. I meant my personality." At that moment, Flaky's black cell phone buzzed. She had put it on vibrate when she got there. Grumbling, she flipped open the phone and dialed a button. "Yes?" She sputtered into the phone. "Flaky? It's Flippy." Suddenly, her throat felt all knotted up. "Um... yeah?" She squeaked. "About our date..." Oh no... was he going to cancel? Flaky bit her lip. "What about it?" "Well, we could go out to eat or something." That calmed her down a little. "Sure. Where to?" "There's this new place downtown that sells great meals. It's right next to the ice cream parlor. Would you like to go there?" "Uh-huh." She responded. "I'll make reservations for two at 8:00 this Friday. Bye!" He hung up. Flaky shut her phone. The others looked anxious. "What happened?" They both asked. "Flippy and I are going out to a romantic meal this Friday." Giggles and Petunia squealed with excitement.
Danger lurks in every corner ch 3
Chapter 3:
That night, Flippy had a tough time going to sleep. Time elapsed as he stared at the dark ceiling. He uncomfortably shifted around in his bed. What was bugging him so much? "It couldn't possibly my date with Flaky... could it?" He wondered, forcing his eyes to close. It wasn't easy, but eventually he drifted off into sleep.
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It had been a cold winter night. Fireflies danced in the deep blue sky, and only the sound of crickets chirping could be heard. Flaky snuggled up close to him for warmth. He flung his arm around her shoulder, ignoring the quills that brought sharp pain. She giggled softly. All of a sudden she got serious and asked in a calm voice "You know what would make this night even more perfect?" Flippy shot her a confused glance. Could it possibly get better than it already was? "What?" Flaky leaned in and slightly puckered her lips. Flippy then understood what was happening. He did the same, and closed his eyes. But strangely, he did not feel Flaky's warm lips on his. When his eyelids rose up, he saw an orange flame, flickering every so often. Squinting, Flippy made out the shape of a person that laid in the middle, turning crisp and burnt. It took him a while, but Flippy finally realized what had occurred. "I flipped out when we were about to kiss and somehow I lit Flaky on fire... but how?" It was then that he looked down to see a bunch of matches scattered in the grass. "T-that's impossible! I'm cured, no doubt about it!" He exclaimed. "You think that you can get rid of me that easily? Well, here's reality; I'm not giving up without a fight." Someone hissed inside of his head.
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Flippy awoke, panting. He could feel his heart pound against his chest. In fact, he wouldn't be surprised if it exploded right this second. Was Evil really still there? "No..." He thought. "After all, it was just a dream."
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The next morning, Flippy was strolling by buildings when something caught his eye. "From 8:00-12:00, Free buffet! Eat all you want within that time period!" A sign displayed in the window of a restaurant read. "Yeah, he'll be here all right." He thought, pushing open the glass door. Of course, Disco bear was hitting on a waitress. She looked irritated, then snapped "Here's your food!" She placed a stack of pancakes in front of him, then stomped away. Disco bear stabbed the pancake on the top and opened up his mouth wide. Flippy scooted into the leather section, just across from DB. He took a big bite out of his pancake, then sneered "What do you want?" Flippy stiffened up his back. "Um... there's this girl that I like... and we have a date coming up, so-" "Oh, I get it." DB interrupted. "You want tips on how to flirt with the ladies, right?" Flippy nodded. "Alright, but let me ask you some questions first. Have you kissed her yet?" "What? No... this is our first date. Why would you-" "Did you put the moves on her yet and told her that you love her?" "No, I-" "Have you ever raped the girl?" "She'd think that I'm a pervert!" Flippy protested. "Well, aren't you?" DB asked, washing his food down with some milk. "I'm leaving." The veteran announced, getting out of his seat. "Whatever, man!" DB called, with food stuffed in his mouth.
That night, Flippy had a tough time going to sleep. Time elapsed as he stared at the dark ceiling. He uncomfortably shifted around in his bed. What was bugging him so much? "It couldn't possibly my date with Flaky... could it?" He wondered, forcing his eyes to close. It wasn't easy, but eventually he drifted off into sleep.
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It had been a cold winter night. Fireflies danced in the deep blue sky, and only the sound of crickets chirping could be heard. Flaky snuggled up close to him for warmth. He flung his arm around her shoulder, ignoring the quills that brought sharp pain. She giggled softly. All of a sudden she got serious and asked in a calm voice "You know what would make this night even more perfect?" Flippy shot her a confused glance. Could it possibly get better than it already was? "What?" Flaky leaned in and slightly puckered her lips. Flippy then understood what was happening. He did the same, and closed his eyes. But strangely, he did not feel Flaky's warm lips on his. When his eyelids rose up, he saw an orange flame, flickering every so often. Squinting, Flippy made out the shape of a person that laid in the middle, turning crisp and burnt. It took him a while, but Flippy finally realized what had occurred. "I flipped out when we were about to kiss and somehow I lit Flaky on fire... but how?" It was then that he looked down to see a bunch of matches scattered in the grass. "T-that's impossible! I'm cured, no doubt about it!" He exclaimed. "You think that you can get rid of me that easily? Well, here's reality; I'm not giving up without a fight." Someone hissed inside of his head.
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Flippy awoke, panting. He could feel his heart pound against his chest. In fact, he wouldn't be surprised if it exploded right this second. Was Evil really still there? "No..." He thought. "After all, it was just a dream."
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The next morning, Flippy was strolling by buildings when something caught his eye. "From 8:00-12:00, Free buffet! Eat all you want within that time period!" A sign displayed in the window of a restaurant read. "Yeah, he'll be here all right." He thought, pushing open the glass door. Of course, Disco bear was hitting on a waitress. She looked irritated, then snapped "Here's your food!" She placed a stack of pancakes in front of him, then stomped away. Disco bear stabbed the pancake on the top and opened up his mouth wide. Flippy scooted into the leather section, just across from DB. He took a big bite out of his pancake, then sneered "What do you want?" Flippy stiffened up his back. "Um... there's this girl that I like... and we have a date coming up, so-" "Oh, I get it." DB interrupted. "You want tips on how to flirt with the ladies, right?" Flippy nodded. "Alright, but let me ask you some questions first. Have you kissed her yet?" "What? No... this is our first date. Why would you-" "Did you put the moves on her yet and told her that you love her?" "No, I-" "Have you ever raped the girl?" "She'd think that I'm a pervert!" Flippy protested. "Well, aren't you?" DB asked, washing his food down with some milk. "I'm leaving." The veteran announced, getting out of his seat. "Whatever, man!" DB called, with food stuffed in his mouth.
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
Danger lurks in every corner ch 2
Chapter 2:
He debated in his mind whether or not he should knock. A part of him was saying "You shouldn't rush it with her... maybe you should wait another moth or two. But the other side argued "You were an army man! Just suck it up and ask the girl out already!" He extending his fist and tapped on the door lightly. Flippy noticed a figure moving through one of her windows. Sweat ran down his face. "Oh god... I need to retreat!" Before he could dart away, Flaky answered the door with a wide grin. "Crap... what did I just get myself into?" He thought. "Flippy!" She exclaimed. "...erm, I mean... Hey..." It was obvious that she was trying to calm herself down, but the excitement was very overwhelming. "Well, I was just in the neighborhood, and I..." His voice trailed off. He felt his knees tremble. "You what...?" She asked, her patience wearing away. "Would you like to go out with me?" He mumbled under his breath. "Huh?" "Would you like to go out with me?" His volume increased, but it was still barely louder than a whisper. "Flippy, I can't hear you." "Would you like to go out with me?!" He shouted. Flaky's heart stopped. "You mean... on a d-date?" She stammered. "Well, yeah... if that's okay with you." He answered. "Oh... of course, it's okay with me!" She replied. "Alright. Does next Friday sound good?" Flippy offered. She smiled warmly, then nodded. "We can work out the details over the phone." She agreed. "See you then, Flaky." He called, taking slow steps away from her house. He had never really noticed the dull colors that lingered around her small home. "Good-bye." As soon as her heard that door shut, Flippy raced down the sidewalk, jittery and nervous like never before. Should he get some kind of tips? And who should he go to? Questions flashed around in Flippy's head until he made his final decision. He would go to (*shudders*) Disco Bear for advice on his date with Flaky.
He debated in his mind whether or not he should knock. A part of him was saying "You shouldn't rush it with her... maybe you should wait another moth or two. But the other side argued "You were an army man! Just suck it up and ask the girl out already!" He extending his fist and tapped on the door lightly. Flippy noticed a figure moving through one of her windows. Sweat ran down his face. "Oh god... I need to retreat!" Before he could dart away, Flaky answered the door with a wide grin. "Crap... what did I just get myself into?" He thought. "Flippy!" She exclaimed. "...erm, I mean... Hey..." It was obvious that she was trying to calm herself down, but the excitement was very overwhelming. "Well, I was just in the neighborhood, and I..." His voice trailed off. He felt his knees tremble. "You what...?" She asked, her patience wearing away. "Would you like to go out with me?" He mumbled under his breath. "Huh?" "Would you like to go out with me?" His volume increased, but it was still barely louder than a whisper. "Flippy, I can't hear you." "Would you like to go out with me?!" He shouted. Flaky's heart stopped. "You mean... on a d-date?" She stammered. "Well, yeah... if that's okay with you." He answered. "Oh... of course, it's okay with me!" She replied. "Alright. Does next Friday sound good?" Flippy offered. She smiled warmly, then nodded. "We can work out the details over the phone." She agreed. "See you then, Flaky." He called, taking slow steps away from her house. He had never really noticed the dull colors that lingered around her small home. "Good-bye." As soon as her heard that door shut, Flippy raced down the sidewalk, jittery and nervous like never before. Should he get some kind of tips? And who should he go to? Questions flashed around in Flippy's head until he made his final decision. He would go to (*shudders*) Disco Bear for advice on his date with Flaky.
Danger lurks in every corner ch 1
Chapter 1:
He finally felt... free. Like... a heavy weight had been lifted off his shoulders. The evil thoughts that clouded his mind had vanished. His friends weren't afraid of time anymore, in fact, they were quite welcoming. But there was one person who was the most thrilled out of them all. Flaky. When she found out about the change straight from Flippy, she cried tears of joy and embraced him with great enthusiasm. She was so happy... her friend was cured. A scarlet blush had went across his cheeks, he wiped the warm tears away with his thumb. "Flippy... I'm... so... so... relieved!" She had said between sobs. "So am I..." He concurred, his voice as smooth as glass.
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Flippy walked through the vacant streets of Happy tree town. He inhaled the fresh spring air. It seemed as though everyone who spotted him wanted to greet him; Giggles and Cuddles were seen having double strawberry scoops outside of the ice cream parlor. After another satisfying lick, Giggles hollered "Hey, Flippy!" Cuddles took notice and glanced back at him. "Nice weather we're having, huh?" He said. Flippy nodded 'yes' in agreement. He continued his walk past the couple, only to be interrupted once again. This time, it was Petunia. "Hi Flippy." She replied. "Hello." He put out his paw, expecting her to shake it. Petunia looked at it in disgust. "... I don't do hand shakes... unless you sanitize your hand properly using an appropriate amount of soap and run it under warm water for at least 20 seconds." She exclaimed. "Right..." Flippy thought. "She hates germs." So, he put his paw to his head, and did a respectful salute to the blue skunk. While riding his old unicycle from across the street, Mime had waved to the army bear, but refused to say a mere word. Flippy wondered why everyone was content... or at least, more content than usual. He paused in his tracks when he saw a discarded newspaper that laid in the middle of the sidewalk. He slipped the paper out of it's thin plastic cover, then unfolded it. And there, in bold headlines, read "Happy tree town is happy once again!" Come to think of it, Flippy couldn't think of any day when somebody didn't get brutally murdered. He read the caption under the black and white photo of the place he lived. "Ever since last Tuesday afternoon, the citizens ave stopped getting into their usual 'frequent accidents'. The population had stopped decreasing!" Flippy thought long and hard. "Last Tuesday... wasn't that the day I got cured?" He wondered. Was the town changed... because of him? Flippy shrugged it off, and figured it really didn't matter. What was important was that the killing had stopped, and everyone can live on with their lives, knowing that they would live to see the next day. For now...
He finally felt... free. Like... a heavy weight had been lifted off his shoulders. The evil thoughts that clouded his mind had vanished. His friends weren't afraid of time anymore, in fact, they were quite welcoming. But there was one person who was the most thrilled out of them all. Flaky. When she found out about the change straight from Flippy, she cried tears of joy and embraced him with great enthusiasm. She was so happy... her friend was cured. A scarlet blush had went across his cheeks, he wiped the warm tears away with his thumb. "Flippy... I'm... so... so... relieved!" She had said between sobs. "So am I..." He concurred, his voice as smooth as glass.
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Flippy walked through the vacant streets of Happy tree town. He inhaled the fresh spring air. It seemed as though everyone who spotted him wanted to greet him; Giggles and Cuddles were seen having double strawberry scoops outside of the ice cream parlor. After another satisfying lick, Giggles hollered "Hey, Flippy!" Cuddles took notice and glanced back at him. "Nice weather we're having, huh?" He said. Flippy nodded 'yes' in agreement. He continued his walk past the couple, only to be interrupted once again. This time, it was Petunia. "Hi Flippy." She replied. "Hello." He put out his paw, expecting her to shake it. Petunia looked at it in disgust. "... I don't do hand shakes... unless you sanitize your hand properly using an appropriate amount of soap and run it under warm water for at least 20 seconds." She exclaimed. "Right..." Flippy thought. "She hates germs." So, he put his paw to his head, and did a respectful salute to the blue skunk. While riding his old unicycle from across the street, Mime had waved to the army bear, but refused to say a mere word. Flippy wondered why everyone was content... or at least, more content than usual. He paused in his tracks when he saw a discarded newspaper that laid in the middle of the sidewalk. He slipped the paper out of it's thin plastic cover, then unfolded it. And there, in bold headlines, read "Happy tree town is happy once again!" Come to think of it, Flippy couldn't think of any day when somebody didn't get brutally murdered. He read the caption under the black and white photo of the place he lived. "Ever since last Tuesday afternoon, the citizens ave stopped getting into their usual 'frequent accidents'. The population had stopped decreasing!" Flippy thought long and hard. "Last Tuesday... wasn't that the day I got cured?" He wondered. Was the town changed... because of him? Flippy shrugged it off, and figured it really didn't matter. What was important was that the killing had stopped, and everyone can live on with their lives, knowing that they would live to see the next day. For now...
Monday, August 9, 2010
Without a hitch
Moral: The road to hell is paved with good intentions
Okay... so it took me a while before I finally figured it out.
This episode (for the first time) scared the crap out of me. It starts off with Flaky driving, until she sees a figure standing by a street light. That figure was Flippy (Me: Oh, this can't be good...).
He put his thumb up, meaning that he wanted to hitchhike with her. Being nice as always, Flaky pulls over and lets Flippy sit in the front seat, even though she knows of his murderous flip-outs. Flippy takes cheese out of his bag. I remember saying "Cheese? lol That's random." The foul smell made Flaky gag, she rolled down her window and stuck her head out. That's when the window starts rolling up slowly. Curiously, Flaky glances back at Flippy, who's eyes are yellow, and he's rolling up her window, eating his cheese. She chokes, until her head falls off of her body.
I didn't know it at first, but that was just in Flaky's imagination. Shivering at her thoughts, she drove right past Flippy, not even considering to look at him. Suddenly, her car starts shaking and slowing down. She gets out, only to find that she ran over a nail, making her tire flat. I jumped when that lightning strike came, not suspecting it. Flaky takes out a lug wrench and tries to fix the tire, until she sees something (or someone) off in the distance. None other than Flippy, proceeding to her. Flaky panics, and tries to speed up her work, but fails to do as another lightning bolt strikes, and Flippy appears next to her. This causes Flaky (and ME) to scream, and drop her lug wrench. She reaches for it, but is too late... Flippy grabs it and rises it up in the air. He is flipped out, of course. He stabs her in the eye, twisting it out of her socket. She yells, then Flippy beats her with the lug wrench. Next, we see Flippy (STILL FLIPPED OUT) driving Flaky's car and laughing, then looking down so the viewer can see Flaky's corpse was used as a bloody tire.
Then, it shows us that it was only Flaky's imagination again, and Flippy had already put on a new tire for her. She smiles, and lets him back in her car. Flippy takes his knife out of his bag. Flaky eyes the knife, probably thinking "Well, that's the end of me." He grabs the back of her head, then slams it through the windshield. Flippy is flipped out (ONCE AGAIN), and he attaches his knife to the windshield wipers. Every time it goes past Flaky's face, it cuts off a slice of her head, revealing her blood and muscles.
I laughed a lot at the slapping... SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! Flippy shakes Flaky, trying to get her attention back on the rode. But when she notices, it's already too late. The car crashes into a pole, and Flippy goes through the windshield, but Flaky stays in the car. Flippy looks up, and his eyes become wide with concern for his friend, seeing that she had gotten injured more badly than him. He takes out his knife, which scares the heck out of Flaky. She picks up a shard of glass. Flippy cuts through her seat belt, trying to help, when Flaky stabs him in the eye with the shard. He screams, then we see his vision of Flaky with the shard stuck in his eye. He flees from the scene, only to be run over by Lumpy. Lumpy then slams his foot on the brake, only tapping the back of Flaky's car slightly. Flaky lets out a sigh of relief, until the airbag puffs up, and squishes her insides.
Over all: This is my favorite episode of HTF (mainly cause I'm a FxF shipper), and I love it! A++++!
Final opinions: That Flippy vs Flippy battle was epic! And to be honest, I couldn't tell which ones were evil and which ones were good. Cause in the end, they were all covered in blood.
I also think that Flippy is truly cured from this, especially since he didn't flip out in the next episode he was in, "Without a hitch".
This is one of my favorite HTF episodes of all time! :D
A+++!
Autopsy Turvy Part: 1 (Double Whammy Part: 3)
Extremely confusing? It was for me when I first saw it.
The episode begins with Cuddles and Toothy getting dressed up in costumes. I was like "Where's Double Whammy??? I have been ripped off!"
When Toothy and Cuddles come into a room with Cro-Marmot, it scared the heck out of me when a car crashed through the wall and squished them all.
That's when the episode title is revealed to actually be "Double Whammy: Part 3" I cheered "YAAAAAY!"
We then see an in-depth battle between Flippy and his evil counterpart, Fliqpy.
When they both had staplers pointed at each other, I said "I bet Fliqpy ran out of staplers!" Fliqpy laughed, then clicked his stapler, surprised to see that there was no more staples left. It's now Flippy's turn to laugh, then click his stapler. But shockingly... he was out too.
When they took the battle to the car, I thought "Someone's gonna get run over." And sure enough, I was correct.
This part ends when Flippy and Fliqpy are flying through the window of a music shop.
Then I was like "I NEED TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!" Stay tuned for the last part :3
Double Whammy: Part 2
Moral: Two heads are better than one
Okay, the episode starts where we left off...
Mime takes out a torch and blows at it, making a huge flame. That makes Flippy go nuts, and flip out once again. He takes a bottle of kerosene, forces the liquid down Mime's throat, then runs off.
He stabs Sniffles with a bunch of arrows, making blood leak out of his corpse. Flippy laughs, gets a torch and a bow, then fires it at Mime, taking him burst into flames.
Flippy goes back to Lumpy, ashamed of what he did. Lumpy gives him a squeezing toy, to let out all of his stress on.
He runs a booth at the carnival, when Nutty comes up and hands him a dollar. Nutty takes the water gun and squirts it into a balloon until it pops. Flippy panics, squeezing his toy so much, that it pops, also. He ducks under the counter, but when he rises up, he is evil. Flippy takes Nutty to the back of the booth, slams his head through the stand, and as if that wasn't enough, Flippy used the water gun to fill up Nutty's mouth, making his head expand until exploding.
Once again, Flippy goes back to Lumpy, more traumatized than ever. Lumpy gets out one of those time-watch things, then swings it back and forth.
Flippy falls asleep, then in his dream, the viewer sees him walking through a cheerful meadow, joining a group of penguins for some tea.
When he wakes up, Lumpy has somehow hypnotized himself to act like a chicken. Flippy shrugs, then exits the office.
Flippy is back home, sleeping again. We go back to his same dream as before, only when one of the penguins lifted up his cup, an arm (much like Flippy's) holding a knife tears through his stomach, blood pouring out.
Flippy awakes from his awful nightmare, then goes into the bathroom to take some pills. When he turns around, he sees none other than Fliqpy, his evil self.
The first time I saw this, I didn't understand. You can't understand until the end, that is.
What will happen next? O.O Stay tuned!
Double Whammy: Part 1
My thoughts: When Handy wins a foam finger, I can't help but chuckle cause he doesn't have hands :D
Then the planes come. Obviously, Flippy flips out, then goes after the people in the planes.
He slices Disco bear's head off, placing a hand grenade in his corpse. DB explodes, then Flippy moves on to Petunia. He crushes the poor skunk by landing on her. Flippy rips off the front of her plane, then moves on to Giggles. She attempts to escape, but fails when he slaps her in the back of the head with the plane part, and her eyeballs get caught in the fan.
Flippy parachutes down, only to see Flaky there. But before he could strike, she screams, which then snaps him out of his trans. After lots of episodes, Flippy FINALLY realizes that he's a killer.
He sees a therapist to work out his 'issues', and Lumpy suggests meditation.
The next day perhaps, he goes to the carnival and sees a bunch of pineapples displayed in a stand, then Flippy freaks out, thinking that one of them looks like a hand grenade. He manages to calm down, and sure enough, he is cured. Or at least, for now...
I'm curious about what will happen next. Aren't you?
I have changed
It's a fact. There are many ways I have changed:
-I am no longer afraid of gore (hooray! :3)
-Isolation in my room makes me laugh hysterically sometimes (...)
-I don't care about looks anymore (Not like I did before...)
-My thoughts, dreams, drawings, voice, and writing pieces have taken a sick, twisted turn (this is what watching HTF all day does to you.)
-When I get mad or frustrated, I do the 'flipped-out' growl.
-I don't look the same... (I got a haircut, started shaving, and other more 'in-depth' activities.)
-My vocabulary has gotten much better (probably because I'm typing on the computer all day long)
-Lastly, I watch this show called "I survived", right before I go to bed. Not only do I think thoughts about what it's like to be kidnapped, I start hearing these strange noises...)
Hope you all have a spine-chilling day.
~Robstar1fan
-I am no longer afraid of gore (hooray! :3)
-Isolation in my room makes me laugh hysterically sometimes (...)
-I don't care about looks anymore (Not like I did before...)
-My thoughts, dreams, drawings, voice, and writing pieces have taken a sick, twisted turn (this is what watching HTF all day does to you.)
-When I get mad or frustrated, I do the 'flipped-out' growl.
-I don't look the same... (I got a haircut, started shaving, and other more 'in-depth' activities.)
-My vocabulary has gotten much better (probably because I'm typing on the computer all day long)
-Lastly, I watch this show called "I survived", right before I go to bed. Not only do I think thoughts about what it's like to be kidnapped, I start hearing these strange noises...)
Hope you all have a spine-chilling day.
~Robstar1fan
Party Animal: Part 2
Moral: Life's a party and everyone's invited!
Oh geez. Okay, so luckily, Flippy didn't flip out when everyone shouted "SURPRISE!" And he was on the verge to tears when Flaky came out with his cake, singing with the others "For he's a jolly good fellow". When Flaky took the cake knife out, I was like "No! Noooooooooo! He's gonna flip out if he sees anything war-related!" Fortunately, he snapped himself out of it. (pause frame-by-frame and see Flippy and Flaky's paws touch!) Anyways, everyone is enjoying the party. That is, until that stupid Nutty had to ruin everything. He ate sugar, which made him go into a crazy tornado-like rush. He zoomed past Mime, who was holding peanuts. The peanuts got caught in the tornado, and then Nutty went past Flaky (Oh no...). It went down her throat, causing her to swell up and her quills popped the balloons. I was freaking out at this point, screaming "THAT SOUNDS LIKE GUN SHOTS!!!!!!" Like I predicted, Flippy's eyes turned yellow, and his voice went low. He knocked over a table, then he saw Toothy (note: FLIPPY HAS THE KNIFE!!!). He raises his knife, then tons of blood spills out on the floor. It turns out that He had cut off a piece of Toothy's face (gross...).
He runs over to Cuddles and puts the slice of Toothy's face on his plate. Grabbing some balloons, he tied them around Cuddles' neck. Cuddles started to choke and rise up, close to the ceiling fan. The balloons were ripped to shreds, and so was he.
Flippy then finds another person to murder. I was happy that it was Nutty. Even for the first time watching it, I laughed at Nutty's death, stating "That's what you get for causing all of this!"
Flippy kills Mime by shoving him into a blender, laughing at all of the blood that soaked his clothes. By this point, I was like " O.O I would be so terrified if I was there... that dude seriously needs mental help."
He sticks knifes and forks through the barrel that Sniffles was hiding in, and just when you thought that he wouldn't die... Flippy pushed the barrel down a hill, which made all of Sniffles blood splatter on the tree that he crashed on.
I was sad that Flaky died by having Mole pop her. That made Flippy FINALLY snap out of it. He doesn't remember anything, drinks out of the blender, then he has swollen lips and a rash. The Iris closed over his lips, making them pop.
Over all: Very entertaining, but I'm still mad at Nutty D: A-
He sticks knifes and forks through the barrel that Sniffles was hiding in, and just when you thought that he wouldn't die... Flippy pushed the barrel down a hill, which made all of Sniffles blood splatter on the tree that he crashed on.
I was sad that Flaky died by having Mole pop her. That made Flippy FINALLY snap out of it. He doesn't remember anything, drinks out of the blender, then he has swollen lips and a rash. The Iris closed over his lips, making them pop.
Over all: Very entertaining, but I'm still mad at Nutty D: A-
Party Animal: Part 1
My review: Hmm... who's Flaky making the birthday cake for at the beginning? Now that we know she is allergic to peanuts, will that cause chaos later on?
I just wanted to step into the cartoon and slap Nutty for not helping Flaky when she was clearly in need of assistance. He just pushed her out of the way to eat some candy. :p
So although this part I was wondering "Who's birthday is this?" And then Flaky looked out the window and ran across the room with a finger over her mouth. "Oh... this is a surprise party." I figured. Then the light went off. The front door opened, and there was a show figure. I knew that shadow from anywhere. "It's Flippy?!" I said. Oh gosh... this is gonna end up in a disaster.
Sunday, August 8, 2010
Creepy dream...
lol I had a weird dream this morning and it was interrupted when I had to wake up for church:
Flippy: *evil of course xD* Peek-a-boo.
Flaky: Ahhh!
Flippy: Calm down, I'm not here to kill you.
Flaky: You're not?
Flippy: Naw, I have harder targets to murder than you.
Flaky: *gives Flippy stern look* ... so then, what are you here for?
Flippy: To take your hand in marriage.
Flaky: ... marriage?!
Flippy: Yeah, but don't make such a big fuss about it.
Flaky: O-okay...
Flippy: Sooo...?
Flaky: So what?
Flippy: What's your freakin' answer?
Flaky: ... you know, I used to hate the 'bad boy' type, but now seeing you here... I can't help but say... yes!
Flippy: Fine, let's get this over with *takes her arm and pulls*
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Toothy: Do you take this man as your husband? (note: I'm cutting it short cause I'm doing it exactly as I remember in my dream)
Flaky: I do.
Toothy: and do you, *turns to Flippy* take this woman to be your wife?
Flippy: *says in growling voice* Yeah, whatever.
Toothy: Okkkkay... you may now kiss the bride!
Both: *lean in*
And now it's pretty suckish that I woke up at that part :D
If you have any questions, please don't ask me cause this is just a random HTF dream I had...
Have a colorful Afternoon XD!
Flippy: *evil of course xD* Peek-a-boo.
Flaky: Ahhh!
Flippy: Calm down, I'm not here to kill you.
Flaky: You're not?
Flippy: Naw, I have harder targets to murder than you.
Flaky: *gives Flippy stern look* ... so then, what are you here for?
Flippy: To take your hand in marriage.
Flaky: ... marriage?!
Flippy: Yeah, but don't make such a big fuss about it.
Flaky: O-okay...
Flippy: Sooo...?
Flaky: So what?
Flippy: What's your freakin' answer?
Flaky: ... you know, I used to hate the 'bad boy' type, but now seeing you here... I can't help but say... yes!
Flippy: Fine, let's get this over with *takes her arm and pulls*
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Toothy: Do you take this man as your husband? (note: I'm cutting it short cause I'm doing it exactly as I remember in my dream)
Flaky: I do.
Toothy: and do you, *turns to Flippy* take this woman to be your wife?
Flippy: *says in growling voice* Yeah, whatever.
Toothy: Okkkkay... you may now kiss the bride!
Both: *lean in*
And now it's pretty suckish that I woke up at that part :D
If you have any questions, please don't ask me cause this is just a random HTF dream I had...
Have a colorful Afternoon XD!
HTF -Youtube live!- Claw crane
My comments: lol! This is one of the only HTF videos that doesn't have any gore in it! Very creative to have the animals as prizes trapped inside a Claw Crane... Poor Cuddles :D
When I saw Flippy I was like "Yay! If I were there, I'd want him as a prize!" And I laughed at his expression when Cuddles was smashed against the glass walls.... it was his normal expression when he was just about to flip out. Then the other scream and bang their fists against the walls.
Over all, cute and funny: A-
Saturday, August 7, 2010
Animations!
Aww! See Flippy/Flaky haters? Flaky organized Flippy's surprise birthday party, and made his cake. She does care about him, weather you like it or not.
The Lifty and Shifty Who stole Christmas :D
Whack! :)
Giggles dies :3
Windmill xD
SPLAT! :D
Poor Cuddles D:
Flippy turns into Fliqpy.
Ha, I remember this episode. Lifty and Shifty made their way into Flippy's house, stole all of his stuff, and then he woke up. When Lifty and Shifty run for the door, Flippy closes it and luaghs (above) 
First impression: Ewwwww! That's so gross *looks away and tries not to gag*
Current impression: lol That's so funny!
Cuddles got caught!
Reactions!
This girl was watching HTF in the library:
Teens screaming and laughing at HTF.
The girl on the left was SOOO funny!
Aww... poor girl. They tricked her into watching it!:
Reactions at a fan place!:
Teens screaming and laughing at HTF.
The girl on the left was SOOO funny!
Aww... poor girl. They tricked her into watching it!:
Reactions at a fan place!:
Thursday, August 5, 2010
Summer belongs to you!
HOLY CHEESE!
That...was... EPIC!
My fave parts:
Phineas: I thought the two of you, a boy, a girl, alone in the city of love-
Isabella: *Her head explodes*
Phineas: ISABELLA!
Isabella: *snaps back into reality*
Phineas: Isabella, are you okay?
Isabella: ...Peachy
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Phineas: Keep and eye out for Climpaloon.
Candace: Climpaloon?
Phineas: Climpaloon! The magical, old-timey bathing suit that lives in the Himalayas!
Candace: You're making that up.
Phineas: Come on, Candace. Does that sound like something that someone would make up?
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Climpaloon: NANG NANG NANG NANG NANG NANG NANG NANG!
Phineas: ...And you thought I was making it up.
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Phineas: Look! A sponge and a starfish! There has to be something we can make out of this! (lol Spongebob and Patrick reference!)
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Candace: Phineas, there's no way I'm going to get on a silly little tricycle.
Phineas: Candace, we're in a hurry, so just get on the tricy-
Candace: There's no way I'm-
Phineas: GET ON THE TRIKE!
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Phineas: That's it! *pulls Isabella into a hug* Isabella, you're the best!
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Mime: *lets balloon go*
Guy with a ton of balloons: Hey you! Stop letting my balloons go!
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This was the best episode ever by far. I was surprised to see that Phineas got crazy... and he got angry at Candace :D
Over all... A+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++!
That...was... EPIC!
My fave parts:
Phineas: I thought the two of you, a boy, a girl, alone in the city of love-
Isabella: *Her head explodes*
Phineas: ISABELLA!
Isabella: *snaps back into reality*
Phineas: Isabella, are you okay?
Isabella: ...Peachy
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Phineas: Keep and eye out for Climpaloon.
Candace: Climpaloon?
Phineas: Climpaloon! The magical, old-timey bathing suit that lives in the Himalayas!
Candace: You're making that up.
Phineas: Come on, Candace. Does that sound like something that someone would make up?
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Climpaloon: NANG NANG NANG NANG NANG NANG NANG NANG!
Phineas: ...And you thought I was making it up.
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Phineas: Look! A sponge and a starfish! There has to be something we can make out of this! (lol Spongebob and Patrick reference!)
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Candace: Phineas, there's no way I'm going to get on a silly little tricycle.
Phineas: Candace, we're in a hurry, so just get on the tricy-
Candace: There's no way I'm-
Phineas: GET ON THE TRIKE!
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Phineas: That's it! *pulls Isabella into a hug* Isabella, you're the best!
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Mime: *lets balloon go*
Guy with a ton of balloons: Hey you! Stop letting my balloons go!
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This was the best episode ever by far. I was surprised to see that Phineas got crazy... and he got angry at Candace :D
Over all... A+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++!
The porcupine sword
Woah woah woah... He actually uses her a sword to kill another person? WHY THE HECK do I support this couple???????
:D
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh Let me just say that it looks like he's hugging her and throwing a jealous look at the guy over there.Unfortunately, that's not what he's doing...
He's choking her by wrapping his arms around her neck and he wants to kill everyone ^^
Well... that's how Flippy/Flaky works. Get used to it :D
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
FxF pics!
Evil, twisted love. :D
This was from an actual episode!!!!!!!!!!! And it was my fave!!!!!!!
This isn't Flippy/Flaky, but it is adorable! Who knew that a veteran could have dreams about unicorns! :D
Awwwww! A walk in the woods... together :)Staying alive
While Giggles and Petunia are screaming in pain and moving weirdly, Disco bear thinks that they're doing dance moves.
I laughed so hard during this! Plus, it's probably the least goriest episode ever :D
Disco bear is so funny XD "Raaaaar" Like a kitty cat :3
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
Times that Flippy had killed someone:
Cuddles: 5
Giggles: 3
Petunia: 5
Flaky: 7
Mime: 3
Toothy: 4
Lumpy: 1
Nutty: 2
Sniffles: 2
DB: 1
Handy: 1
Lifty and Shifty: 1
Times he had been killed: 4 (?)
Conclusion: He likes to kill Flaky the most.
Giggles: 3
Petunia: 5
Flaky: 7
Mime: 3
Toothy: 4
Lumpy: 1
Nutty: 2
Sniffles: 2
DB: 1
Handy: 1
Lifty and Shifty: 1
Times he had been killed: 4 (?)
Conclusion: He likes to kill Flaky the most.
Monday, August 2, 2010
Top 5 cartoon crushes:
~1 Flippy (Happy tree friends) Why: He's so adorable and vicious! Who doesn't love a veteran?
~2 Shadow the hedgehog (STH) Why: He's a bad boy :D
~3 Finn (Adventure time with Finn and Jake) Why: His singing rocks <3
~Phineas (P and F) Why: His hair is awesome XD
~Robin (Teen titans) Why: He is hot, what more is there?
~2 Shadow the hedgehog (STH) Why: He's a bad boy :D
~3 Finn (Adventure time with Finn and Jake) Why: His singing rocks <3
~Phineas (P and F) Why: His hair is awesome XD
~Robin (Teen titans) Why: He is hot, what more is there?
Why am I not surprised?
Okay, so maybe I DIDN'T finish Sonic chronicles: Dark brotherhood.
But I do, on the other hand, know how it ends.
It was so predictable that it made me laugh! (There's a parody of it above)
Picture this: Sonic and co. are leaving their planet to try to rescue enchidnas and stuff, and who do they put in charge of everything, not even paying attention to Amy's warning "Don't trust him, Sonic!"? Eggman. AKA, the guy who wants to take over the world and kill everybody.
It's incredibly stupid! And I'm like "This is what you get for not listening to Amy!"
Then... at the very end... they come back to a world ruled by Eggman.
What a surprise.
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