Imaginary-FxF

"N-no... This can't be happening!" he exclaimed, watching the town he once loved burn to ashes. The smoky air clouded up his thoughts. He was battered up. Bruised. Dry blood covered his mint-green fur, making it hard to tell what his true color was.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, paper flowers
The sky dimmed into a red-orangish color, black clouds storming in. The wind hissed in his ears. "It's all your fault." it whispered.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, paper flowers
He remembered just this morning, everything was normal...
---
The alarm blared in his ears. "Another day..." he sighed, dragging himself out of bed. Straightening out his beret, he headed outside to his truck.
I linger in the doorway of alarm clock screaming
"Flippy, Flippy..." "Leave me alone," he snarled at his counterpart.
Monsters calling my name, let me stay
---
He rode to the game, late, racing across the slippery tufts of grass. He took a seat on the bleachers next to Flaky and Toothy. "Hi, glad you could make it" she said sheepishly. He lightly nudged her arm. "I'm glad I could make it, too."
Where the wind would whisper to me
"Home run!" The crowds roared, clapping and cheering. Suddenly, everyone turned silent. A spark entered the sky. It exploded into bright colors, screeching throughout the stadium. "No!" It all blacked out.
---
Where the raindrops, as they're falling, tell a story
He toppled over into the dust covered Earth, drifting off to sleep...
---
The breeze ticked his face. His eyes grew wide, lifting his body out of the flowers. He was laying in a gorgeous field, the blazing sun beating down on hi. The sky decorated with fluffy clouds, the air smelling fresh.
In my field of paper flowers
"Wha... Where am I?" he wondered, standing up now. Something tapped his shoulder.
And candy clouds of lullaby (flowers)
He looked around and saw Flaky, in a sleeveless maroon dress that went all the way down to her ankles. A golden necklace dangled from her neck. Her ruby quills were carefully combed to one side. She smiled at him, her eyelashes fluttering.
I lie inside myself for hours
He stared st her in awe. "Come; We mustn't be late!" She drew him close to her, then a rainbow pathway appeared from out of the clouds, and sank down to the ground. "Uh..." Flippy gazed at it, kind of confused.
And watch my purple sky fly over me (flowers)
Flaky let out a giggly laugh. "Don't just stand there! Come on!" She tugged on his hand, leading him up the rainbow.
---
Don't say I'm out of touch
"We're home!" Flaky announced, talking through a front door. "Great!" The lock jingled, and soon enough, the door opened, revealing Petunia. She had navy blue hair that was laid back into a pony tail. Perfume lingered around the attractive looking skunk. "Flippy! Flaky! Make yourselves at home and come in."
With this rampant chaos- your reality
As he entered the living room, he couldn't help but gasp. "Holy..." He didn't dare to continue.
I know well beyond the sleeping refuge
Lammy and Truffles chatted on the couch, while Mr. Pickles had a hot-pink bow wrapped around him. Nutty was carelessly sucking on a sour-green lollipop. Handy was muscular... arms? Cuddles was stringing his hand through Giggles' soft peach hair. And just when Flippy thought it couldn't get any more strange, he laid eyes on Disco Bear, wearing mascara and spiky black hair, fooling around with a pocketknife. "S-since when is DB goth?" he stammered, but nobody seemed to hear him.
The nightmare I build my own world to escape
Petunia came out with a tray of steamy mugs. "Hot chocolate, anyone?" she called. Everyone else nodded in response.
In my field of paper flowers
He chugged down the warm drink, as someone else came into the room. "Sorry we're late." Splendid said.
And candy clouds of lullaby (flowers)
"That's okay! And... I see you brought your girlfriend with you, huh?" Flaky asked. "Toothie wanted to come." Splendid replied. A sexy purple female beaver stood beside him. Flippy almost spit out his hot chocolate. "Good god, this is started to get weird..." he mumbled under his breath.
I lie inside myself for hours
Flaky snuggled up next to him. "Life couldn't be any better..." she whispered, then kissed his ear. "I know." he agreed, then a sharp pain shot through his head.
And watch my purple sky fly over me (flowers)
His skin went pale, as he clutched the back of his head. "What's going on...?" he moaned, before passing out.
Swallowed up in the sound of my screaming
His eyes refused to open. There were crashes and screams, followed by Flaky's whimpering. "Please, Flippy, snap out of it!" Her begging turned into shrieking, then Flippy heard a growling voice shout "Die, whore, die!"
Cannot cease for fear of silent nights
Drowsily, when all the noise stopped, he got up, studying the remains of the house. Splatters of red spread across the room. He held his breath when he spotted Flaky, front facing the carpet. He rushed over to her aid.
Oh, how I long for deep sleep dreaming
He turned her body over, seeing that there was a deep gash through her forehead, still gushing out blood. "N-no..." he sobbed.
The goddess of imaginary light
He noticed that her necklace was missing. He desperately searched for it... and he finally realized that it was around his own neck, soaked in her blood.
In my field of paper flowers
Horrified, Flippy tore off the necklace and threw it on the ground. "Why was I made like this? How come Splendid didn't stop me?!" he yelled.
And candy clouds of lullaby (flowers)
"I'm.... Evil...."
---
I lie inside myself for hours
He awoke to the same nightmare as before... his friends dying in a tragic fire. Flippy put his face in his hands, then said softly "I'm a monster..."
And watch my purple skies fly over me (flower)
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, paper flower
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, paper flower
The end

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(NOTE: This is not made to offend gay people, of course. Jason Steele said so himself)

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FxF- Thanks for the memories

(Flippy's POV)
There we were, laughing, chatting, holding hands. Her quills poked me went we held each other in an embrace, but I didn't care. Her warmth was worth it. I should of known not to go on vacation. One moment, I'm enjoying the tropical-smelling drinks and the salty water splash against my face in Hawaii. The next, I come home, longing for some affection from her, when HE shows up. That back stabber had been hanging out with her after baseball practice, claiming to be helping her 'work on her aim'. But I know what he was really doing. Controlling her like a puppet, easily changing her mind. He was my friend, who offered up the idea of going on vacation in the first place because he said I was way too stressed. Now... I can barely even stand to look at him. His face makes me gag. He swiped what was closest to me. He won't get away with her that easily...
~~~
I'm gonna make you bend and break
I crawled through the shrubs, snapping twigs and crinkling up leaves from under me. Finally spotting the hot sunlight, I ducked, taking a step out of the bushes. I hid behind a tree, peaking at the couple sitting on the bench.
Say a prayer but let the good times roll
She folded her legs, talking to Cuddles. "Good," I thought, "they don't know I'm here."
In case God doesn't show
Flaky smiled and leaned her head against his furry yellow shoulder. "I'm sure glad I have you." I wasn't sure, but that's with I think she said.
And I want these words to make things right
"Hey Flippy. What are you doing?" I jumped a little, my heart pounding so fast, it could burst. I turned to Handy, who was standing behind me. I put my index finger over my lips. "Shhh." I pointed over to Flaky and Cuddles. He frowned. "Them?" he mouthed. No Handy, I'm just pointing at the bench because I think it looks pretty. I nodded in response, when I noticed movement at the corner of my eye.
But its the wrongs that make the words come to life
The two stood up, then they merrily walked hand-in-hand down the grassy path.
And who does he think he is?
"Oh, I get it." Handy said with a smirk. "You're just jealous." "She was on the verge to asking me out, when he came into the picture!" I exclaimed silently.
If that's the worst you've got you better put your fingers back to the keys
"And that's why you're spying on them? I don't really understand your motive." "Just look at them! It's not right... Where's Giggles in all of this? Isn't she his girlfriend?" I asked him, watching Flaky and Cuddles go out of view.
One night and one more time
"Not ever since they had that fight and broke up while you were gone." He explained.
Thanks for the memories, even though they weren't so great
"That's stupid! I'm going to confront Giggles immediately and try to get their relationship straightened out." And without further discussion, I marched off, my mission clear. To get Giggles and Cuddles back together again.
~~~
He tastes like you only sweeter
I had to try Petunia's house first because it was the closest, and those girls were practically sisters. The skunk had answered the door with bags under her eyes and her spine bent. "Yeah?" "Uh... Is Giggles here at the moment?" I said in a sheepish tone.
One night, yeah and one more time
"The last thing she needs right now is a guy," she sputtered out rudely. "I don't want to date her, I just want a word with her." I told Petunia between gags.
Thanks for the memories, thanks for the memories
"Alright, but be careful. If you mention anything about the breakup, she'll get outraged." she muttered, letting me in.
See he tastes like you only sweeter
~~~
Giggles had been pacing around in circles all afternoon, mumbling quiet words under her breath. "H-hey, can I talk to you?" I asked. She jerked to a halt, then glared at me with fire burning in her eyes. "What do you want?" "To help you make up with Cuddles."
Been looking forward to the future
She scrunched up her paws into fists and screamed at me, "Why would I make up with that idiot?! I hate him so much!" "That's not true," I argued, "you like Cuddles. You're just so mad about the fight, you're hiding the fact that you miss him."
But my eyesight is going bad
Giggles calmed down, resting her head in her peach-colored palms. "I miss him dearly," she confessed, "but he's with Flaky now."
And this crystal ball
"Well then, I suppose that you'll just have to change Cuddles' mind, and I'll do Flaky." Her gaze locked with mine and she grinned. "Sounds like a plan to me."
Is always cloudy except for, when you look into the past
~~~
I sat on one of the squeaky metal bleachers, watching the baseball game. Flaky slid across home base, cheering victoriously. I loved that smile. Her team's number increased on the scoreboard. Nutty came up to bat next, uncontrollably laughing as he rose the baseball bat, preparing to swing. Whack! He hit the ball with such great force, it crashed into the scoreboard, sparks flying. I saw a horrid memory flash before my eyes. "No... not now, not here..."
~~~ (Normal POV)
One night, one night stand off
His eyes turned a yellowish-green color. He hopped down the bleachers, mind set for killing the players.
One night and one more time
From the bench, Flaky squinted to see the veteran bear tackle one of her teammates, stuffing a hand grenade down their throat.
Thanks for the memories, even though they weren't so great
"What the... Flippy?" She raced over to ask him what was going on, until she noticed that he was flipped out. Evil yanked out Cuddles' eyeballs and replaced them with baseballs, easily defeating the rabbit by using the lawn mower that they used to cut the grass on the field to run him over.
He tastes like you only sweeter
While Evil was busy tying Lumpy's organs around the moose's neck, Flaky gathered enough courage to pick up a bat, and shakily come up from behind him. She tried not to hit Flippy too hard, he was still he friend, but enough to snap him back to normal.
One night, yeah, and one more time
He tumbled to the ground, the prickly blood-stained grass rubbing up against his face.
Thanks for the memories, thanks for the memories
~~~ (Flippy's POV)
I stumbled towards her, reaching my paw out. "Please, let me explain..." "Why were you even here in the first place?" she whimpered, looking at me with soft eyes. "I, uh.... wanted to tell you something."
I only think in the form of crunching numbers
"Well then, what is it?" "I... I don't like you dating Cuddles, Flaky." I whispered, blinking back the tears.
In hotel rooms, collecting page 6 lovers
"Oh, so it's your job to tell me who I'm not supposed to date, huh?!" she asked, hands on hips.
I'm a liner away from getting you into the mood
"Then what are you trying to tell me?"
One night and one more time
"I'm just trying to tell you that... I...." I stammered. "You what?"
Thanks for the memories, even though they weren't so great
"I love you. Before I went on vacation, I was waiting patiently for you to ask me out, but you never did. I was crushed when I came back to hear that you got a boyfriend, Flaky! I'm sorry... All I want is to make things right." I explained.
He tastes like you only sweeter
Her eyes grew wide with shock. "I... don't know what to say, Flippy." she replied, looking away.
One night, yeah, and one more time
"So, what's your answer?" I asked.
Thanks for the memories, thanks for the memories
"I'll need to think about it for some time, if that's okay with you." Flaky said, before running out of the stadium.
See he tastes like you only sweeter
~~~
After a week without any feedback, I started to get worried. "She is too nice to tell me no," I figured, when the phone rang, as if on cue.
One more night, and one more time
My heart skipped a beat. It was Flaky calling.
Thanks for the memories even though they weren't so great
I quickly picked it up. "Hello?" I spoke into the receiver. "Hi, Flippy..." He tastes like you only sweeter
"Listen..." she began, but didn't dare to continue. I gulped. She sounded like she felt sympathy for me, which could only mean...
One more night and one more time
"Giggles came over and apologized to Cuddles last night." she told me.
Thanks for the memories, thanks for the memories
"So, does that mean...?" "Yup, we're not together anymore." Flaky sighed. I couldn't help but feel a little guilty. "I'm sorry." "It's okay. I was wondering..." "Yes?" "Would you like to go out with me for dinner sometime?"
See he tastes like you only sweeter
"I'd be delighted to."
The end!

Uh oh...

This will end in an explosion xDDD

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HTF- The ferret song

Ha ha, I found this while watching one of Jason Steele's works, "Happy ferrets". Of course, me thinking it was a little kid show, clicked it out of curiosity. I thought it was strange since I've never seen it before on Nick Jr. or Playhouse Disney. I laughed a little, but when it got to "the screams of a man in pain", I was flipping out, saying "Holy cow! This isn't a kids show!"

I wanted to hear Flippy's voice, found out that he doesn't really talk (only gibberish), and stopped watching for a while...

Ah, memories...

This was the first episode I ever saw of Happy tree friends. I was actually excited about it since I was watching an AMV for the ferret song, when a certain green bear caught my eye. I found out what his name was, saw some fan art dedicated to him, then right before I went to school, I watched this. I was shocked to see all of the gore, though. It really scared me, which drove me away from it for a couple of months. But then, I heard the writers of HTF were making Sonic now... ;)