10 rules to be a good person in life:

Hey I'm Robstar and these are tips that either you do or not do, it will help you in life! Just follow me directions, and life would be easier!
1. Be different! Believe that the Sonic characters are real, no matter how many people tease you for it, like for example "Hey Robstar? Wanna have some tea with Cream cheese? HAHAHA!" My theory to that always works *WINK WINK* "SHUT UP OR I'LL POUND YOUR FACE INTO THE 'WARRIORS' WORLD!" It's just the way of life, don't mess with me or you'll follow me into a dark alley.... people who don't believe that Sonic and his friends exist will live alone in a shack with Dr. Egg man (Pink star's life is going down the toilet *swirl, swirl*) and what could be worst than that?
2. If you are trying to get on a 16 year old girl's back, make sure you hold on tight and check to see if this girl is really an alien who can shoot green star bolts at you and is being hypnotized to kill you.
3. Never try to kiss a ten year old Chinese girl in a dark closet while you are being chased by zombie old senior citizens... it will get you no where.
4. Carry around a piko piko hammer just in case some idiot gets in the way of your love life!
5. If a girl was just picked up by a ghost and a ghost just possessed her and she closed her eyes and looked like she was dead, what would you do? Wrong answer: Go over to her and say "Amy, please open your eyes for me!"
6. If your Nemesis brakes a photo of you on the wall, you really shouldn't: Sing 'My nema nema' in front of Peter the panda.
7. If you are doing a sneak attack on adults (AKA bad guys), what weapon would you use to hurt them? Wrong answer: A gun the squirts mustard out of the nozzle.
8. If a bad guy threatens you by kidnapping your girl friend (who happens to own a hammer) and he has your girl friend as a shield, what do you NOT do? Wrong answer: Attack the dude, and later when your girl friend comes after you, she has her hammer!
9. Never say to a girl that you are dedicated to be a hero, and that you and her can't be more than friends.. it's like asking for water works!
10. If one of the STUPID people who happens to sit next to you at lunch purposely throws nasty food at you, you do: Tee pee their house, throw eggs at their grandma, say that they will marry a hobo and live in a shack, and last but not least tell them that the color pink sucks.
HOPE THAT'S USEFUL!!!!!!