MAN CAN'T I JUST LIVE NORMALLY?!

Hey, I'm Irish! St. Patrick's day should be lucky, shouldn't it? I mean, come on, Pink star practically clawed me to death at P.E. I just found a ball, named it Sonia after Sonic and Amy, and then, like magic, Pink star wants that ball. I say "No." She reacts like a PSYCHO MANIAC!!! She claws me, throws stuff at the back of my head, knocks me down because of that ego she has, and she spins me around and around. GOSH I HATE THAT IDIOT'S SLIMY FREAKIN GUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!