WARNING! I'M SCARED!!!!!!

This was the creepiest (and somehow, the best) lunch ever! Vanilla, Pink star and I sat next to boys this lunch time. One of the guys, Louis(I AM SAYING HIS REAL NAME BECAUSE I DON'T CARE IF HE GETS KIDNAPPED!) was sitting next to Pink star and started flirting with her. She got to the point were she could scream, so I decided to switch spots with her to be nice. Only then had I just realized I was an idiot. "Why hello." Louis said in the freakiest tone. "Go away, freak." I said." I like you." He said. Okay. Here comes the barf! "Why don't you like Pink star! I'm sure she is way more attractive than me!" I said very uncomfortable. "Okay. Tell Pink star that I like her." He told me. "Okay!" I said, as I passed on the words. Pink star looked sick as I told her what Louis had said. "I have an idea!" I shouted. I pick up a spork and threaten to stab Louis with it if he comes close. "Man, I wish I could stab Louis with a knife." Pink star grumbled. A very violent thought, if I do say so my self. "Tell Louis that I would like to stab him with a knife!" Pink star said. I told Louis what she had said, and then he leaned over to my ear and whispered"Tell her that I would like to stab her until she has babies." WHAT THE HECK!!! I started to cry of laughter. If you were there, I think that you would cry of laughter too... I passed it on and then Vanilla said "And that's a bad thing?"